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The only fertilized duck egg that dared to roll away from the spoon.
7 PM at Granny Seven's stall. Inside a pot of boiling water, an egg opens its eyes and works out that it is about to be cracked. So it runs. One hit and you crack — but three seconds later you are rolling again.
No install • Works on phones
No health bar, no mercy. Spoons, salt, hanging chopsticks, hotpots, forks, gas flames, open drains. Under a second between obstacles, tighter every stage.
TIP beats BUTT, BUTT beats ROLL, ROLL beats TIP. Time the meter for power, build chi and unleash the Divine Fist. Ranked seasons, friend rooms, and Bluetooth duels when you sit together.
Granny Seven and her Divine Spoon. Uncle Herb who will not let go. Salt and Pepper arguing. Mr. Hotpot on a rooftop. And the Duck King, the father who sold seven thousand children.
Run until you crack. A new district every 500 metres, faster and faster. Your record is out there for everyone to beat.
Unlocked after the story. Faster, tougher bosses, no revive, triple rewards. Survive it for the Soft-Boiled Egg skin.
Not a single image file: every sprite and the chiptune soundtrack are generated in code. Eight egg skins, cosmetic only, never pay-to-win.
Divine Spoon of District 4
“One tap and it is done. Thirty years of tapping, dear.”
The Plate Clinger
“Without me you are bland, Lon.”
Seasoning Twins
“Salt first!” — “No, Pepper first!”
Culinary Experience
“Up here, everything gets DIPPED.”
Father of Seven Thousand
“It is business, child. Hatching just means eaten later.”
Yes. The whole story is beatable without paying. Rewarded ads if you want them, and a remove-ads pack if you do not.
No. Skins only change how you look. Duel stakes use Shells, an in-game currency that never converts to real money.
Yes. Story, Endless, boss duels and pass-and-play all work offline. Only online PvP and the leaderboards need a connection.
Four ways: ranked matchmaking with strangers, a private room with a 4-letter code, passing one phone around, or sitting together and duelling over Bluetooth with no Internet.
Flappy Bird hard. One hit and you crack. But stages are short and retry is one tap, so you will say "one more" about twenty times.
Being prepared for submission. The web build is playable now, and progress will sync when the app ships.